Going to the gym can be a fun, relaxing, and challenging experience. When you’re with a friend you can help each other out through encouragement and form checking. When at it alone you can get in the zone, focus on what you need to do, and power through it. Except of course if you run into one the gym goons:

Gawker: I know that guy can bench press your entire family. And perhaps that girl does look good. But please, please, stop standing there and starring.

Ol' Drippy: It’s fine to sweat when you work out, everyone does. But when you don’t wipe up the equipment afterwords? Ew.

Pushy: I get it, you want to use this machine. Politely wait your turn or ask to work with me but stop rolling your eyes and sighing.

Grunter: Hrrgghhhhhh. Enough said.

Ouchy: Well watch where you’re going, everyone is going to get hurt next time.

Show-All: Yup, you look real good since you’ve been working out. But why not save all that skin for the significant other.

Giant: You just squatted 400lbs and are 6’2”. Now how about taking the bar down to where us normal people can reach it and putting the weights away.

That’s right. The dreaded gym goons. Work hard not to become one and make everyone’s gym experience a little bit nicer. Have a goon to add to the list? Feel free to comment below.

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